we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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