Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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