She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You are a genius and a whore.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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