i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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