I forgot how hot balto sounded
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
