so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Shame is for Republicans.
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