Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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