Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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