I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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