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I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I think I died a long time ago.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I need a burrito and a hug.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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