So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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