check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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