Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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