also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I don't think brook has ever known best
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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