is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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