that's an acceptable place to lick
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
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