i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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