We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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