thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
it glows. i had to have it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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