The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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