She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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