It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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