I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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