I'm jealous of your bromance
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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