I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Randomize
