Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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