Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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