Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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