It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I just want nice things and good sex
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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