I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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