So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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