David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i may or may not be watching the land before time
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
It's rum buckets o'clock
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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