When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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