Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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