i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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