All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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