Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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