last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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