Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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