dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize
