too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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