we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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