would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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