Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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