Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Randomize
