I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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