We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
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