What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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