And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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