new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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