My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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