He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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