ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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