Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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