Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Randomize