Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Four minutes until I can fart!
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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