u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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