How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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